Integrity is important. Cookies are more important.
There are people of unwavering principle. People who cannot be swayed, persuaded, or moved by incentive or inducement of any kind. People who stand firm in the face of temptation and emerge unchanged, unbothered, and entirely unbribed.
This mug is not for those people.
This mug is for the one who has a price and is completely transparent about what it is. No awkward negotiation. No guessing game. No elaborate attempt to figure out what might bring them around. The terms are simple, the currency is clear, and the whole arrangement is considerably more straightforward than most people’s approval processes.
Bring cookies. Get whatever you need. Everyone goes home happy.
There is, if you think about it, something genuinely admirable about this level of self-knowledge. They know what they want. They know what works. They have removed all ambiguity from the situation and replaced it with baked goods and everyone’s lives are better for it.
Chocolate chip works. Shortbread works. The fancy ones from the good bakery work exceptionally well and will be remembered fondly for some time.
Do not bring raisin. They have feelings about raisin.
Makes a brilliant gift for: the snack enthusiast · the one who is easily won over by the right treat · the colleague whose cooperation is directly proportional to the quality of the biscuit tin · the person who has never once pretended food isn’t a motivator · anyone who has ever done something purely because someone turned up with something delicious · the friend whose loyalty is genuine, warm, and absolutely cookie-adjacent
Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug’s for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
