Nothing gets thrown away. Nothing gets forgotten. Nothing.
There are people in this world who let things go. Who declutter with ease, who clear out without sentiment, who can throw away a paper bag from 2014 without a second thought.
This mug is not for those people.
This mug is for the keeper. The collector. The person whose junk drawer is actually a highly personalised archive. Whose loft is not a storage problem but a curated catalogue of everything that ever mattered — and several things that probably didn’t but you never know. Whose filing system makes complete sense to exactly one person and that person is them.
But the receipts. The receipts are something else entirely. Because the receipts are not hoarding. The receipts are evidence. Documentation. A quietly maintained record of every transaction, every promise, every “I never said that” and every “are you sure that’s what happened.”
Oh, they’re sure. They have the receipt.
Makes a brilliant gift for: the organised one · the sentimental collector · the one who never throws anything away · the person whose memory is basically a filing cabinet · the friend who always has exactly the right piece of paper at exactly the right moment · anyone who has ever won an argument with documentation
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85″ (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7″ (12 cm), diameter 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
