A productivity system for people who have their priorities exactly right.
Forget the fancy planners. Forget the productivity apps, the morning routines, the colour-coded calendars, and the motivational posters about rising and grinding. Some of us have a simpler system. A cleaner system. A system that has been stress-tested against the full chaos of daily life and holds up remarkably well considering.
It starts with caffeine. Because nothing else on the list is remotely achievable without it and anyone who says otherwise has clearly never attempted adulting before 8am.
Adulting, of course, is optional. It’s on the list because it has to be on the list. Whether it actually gets ticked off is a matter of daily negotiation between ambition and reality — and reality has a very good track record.
Contemplation is listed as dangerous and this is not an accident. Anyone who has ever sat quietly with their thoughts and a second cup of coffee knows exactly why.
World domination remains pending. It has been pending for some time. Progress is being made. Details to follow.
And the nap. The nap is not laziness. The nap is strategic. The nap is the foundation upon which everything else is built. The nap is, arguably, the most important item on the entire list.
Makes a brilliant gift for: the list maker · the overthinker · the strategic napper · the person who takes their to-do list very seriously and their adulting very optionally · the one who has big plans and excellent rest · anyone who has ever written “nap” on a list just for the satisfaction of ticking it off
Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug’s for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
