The plan is in motion. The paperwork is under control. Mostly.
Every great ambition starts somewhere. For some it’s a grand vision, a pivotal moment, a flash of inspiration that changes everything. For most of us it’s a desk, a to-do list, and an inbox that needs clearing before anything else can happen.
This person has plans. Big plans. The kind of plans that would genuinely surprise people if they knew the full scope of them. But right now there are emails to answer, forms to file, and at least three things that were supposed to be done last Tuesday sitting quietly at the bottom of the pile judging everyone involved.
The world domination is coming. It has always been coming. It is simply being approached with the same methodical, patient, quietly unstoppable energy that has been applied to everything else — which, if you think about it, is probably the most effective way to go about it.
Nobody suspects the person buried in paperwork. That’s the whole point.
Makes a brilliant gift for: the quietly ambitious one · the strategic thinker · the manager with a plan · the colleague who is suspiciously calm under pressure · the one who gets everything done without making a fuss about it · anyone who has ever looked at their workload and thought “fine, but after this I’m taking over” · every person who has ever been underestimated at a desk
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85″ (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7″ (12 cm), diameter 3.35″ (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
